tbH IM EITHER MEULIN OR TEREZI
or maybe a mix of nepeta and terezi idfk ur the judge
PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE DO THIS.
do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
this cow is prettier than me
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.
is it too early to bring this back
IT’S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR THE K R I N G L E F U C K E R
#I SCREAM JEAGER AS I DROP KICK A BITCH
i saw this vine last night and laughed so hard that i choked and got a headache
DUCKS DO IT TOO
good news, everyone.
oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this fUCKING LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS FUCKING THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME ASSHOLE LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.
so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. fucking idiots the lot of them.
IT WAS FRIGHTENINGLY EASY FOR WARIO TO FIND PICTURE OF RAINBOW DASH A’WEARING FEDORA
Emory University - Environmental Sciences Project about Homestuck
"Let Me Tell You About Homestuck: Correspondences Between Adaptive Change and Complex Stories" for ENVS 121 (Human Ecology)
In case you missed this; turned it in and the Professor was so happy he got a unique project!
when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
highlight the numbers
press ctrl and f
type in 99
my mom thinks the lamp is moving
its not moving